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A group of these critters is called a herd of cattle. What’s the word for just one of them? <\/strong><\/em>Give up? <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nothing. There is no word for just one.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s shocking.<\/p>\n

American is the most common form of the English language spoken worldwide. Depending on who you ask it’s composed of 750,000 to a million words,\u00a0 yet not one of them describes a single animal of the bovine species.<\/p>\n

But get this: there actually is<\/strong><\/em> a term to describe such a word that has no singular form: c<\/em>attle<\/i><\/b> is what’s known in pointy-head language circles as an “uncountable noun”.<\/p>\n

I suppose you think this doesn’t matter a hill of beans but it’s the sort of thing that can keep me awake at night.<\/p>\n

I fancy myself a writer. Consider this sentence I just made up:<\/p>\n

While riding right flank on the herd Slim noticed one animal that appeared to be limping badly and falling behind.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s fine as far as it goes but if I’m forced to come up with a synonym in the next paragraph or two to avoid the redundant noun, “animal”, I’m screwed.<\/p>\n

The thing is, to identify a single animal (see what I mean about redundancy?) in a stockyard you have to know its age,\u00a0 gender and personal sexual history.<\/p>\n

Ridiculous.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>A <\/strong>cow<\/em><\/strong> i<\/em>s an adult female that has birthed calves. A cow that isn’t yet a mommy is called a heifer<\/strong><\/em>, but if she has had one calf, she’s sometimes referred to as a first-calf heifer<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

A heiferette <\/strong><\/em>(swear to God, I’m not making this shit up) is a heifer that has calved once and can\u2019t calve again – probably had her tubes tied after that first ordeal – while a maiden heifer<\/strong><\/em> refers to an animal that isn\u2019t pregnant and presumably never had the pleasure of the opportunity to become so.<\/p>\n

(I haven’t done enough research yet but I assume, given a few more years of celibacy, this poor beast will be referred to as an old maid heifer<\/strong><\/em>.)<\/p>\n

Don’t these terms seem a lot more specific than necessary when we’re just looking for a generic word for a single animal without bothering to give each of them their own names and count the notches on their bedposts?<\/p>\n

Before you roll your eyes and explain that these terms are strictly used in the cattle trade, I get it. But they trade horses, too, and a single horse is a horse regardless of its private parts and romantic past.<\/p>\n

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A young bull being transformed into a steer is what cowboys call, “nut-cutting time.” I’m sorry. I should have posted a warning.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Studly males, of course, are bulls<\/em><\/strong> who escaped the ignominy of becoming steers<\/strong><\/em>, those poor young dudes who never had the opportunity or pleasure and never will.<\/p>\n

Young ‘uns are variously called calf, yearling, short and long-yearling<\/strong><\/em>. (What, no toddlers<\/em>?)<\/p>\n

You may also come across the term\u00a0springer<\/strong><\/em>. This can be used to describe a cow or heifer that is close to calving. I don’t know why.<\/p>\n

When a female is born as the twin of a bull she will usually be infertile. In these cases, the animal will often be referred to as a freemartin<\/strong><\/em>. I have no clue where the hell that came from and now I don’t care a\u00a0 hill of beans, either.<\/p>\n

CarolAnn and I have two female dogs and a female cat, known independently by their names or the simple, singular nouns, dog and cat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

None of them has ever had the opportunity or pleasure either, but with all due respect that is none of your business.<\/p>\n

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With apologies to David Clarke, who inadvertently provided the excellent definitions used in this piece from his page: Understanding Cattle Terminology<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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