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Isaiah King, age 5, 2008<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

While shopping in Target the other day our five-year-old grandson, Isaiah, told his grandmother and me he needed to go to the bathroom. I took him into the men’s room and waited while he finished his business in the stall. After washing his hands we went off to find my wife.<\/p>\n

“Nana,” Isaiah told her earnestly, “I have diabetes.”<\/p>\n

The British have the best description of the confused look Carolann and I gave each other. We were, as they say, “at sea.”<\/p>\n

We had no earthly idea what he was talking about.<\/p>\n

“What do you mean?” Carolann asked.<\/p>\n

“I had to go potty real bad,” the five-year-old explained. “I have diabetes.”<\/p>\n

My wife and I stared at each other blankly for another moment or two until, as the Brits also say, “the penny dropped.”<\/p>\n

“You mean you have DIARRHEA?”<\/p>\n

Carolann said this. I was too busy trying to choke back a guffaw that was leaking out my nose as barely stifled snorts.<\/p>\n

“Yeah. Diarrhea.”<\/p>\n

Then, in the spirit of Art Linkletter she issued a follow-up question. “Do you know what diarrhea is?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah. That’s when it’s all flat.”<\/p>\n

\u00a9 2008 by David L. Williams, all rights reserved<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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