Oh Taco Bell I love you, yes I do.\u00a0 I will hear nothing of the whispers against your kind.\u00a0 Your bright bell sign\u00a0draws me in when my day is full and my stomach is empty.\u00a0<\/p>\n
How do I love thee?\u00a0<\/p>\n
Let\u00a0me\u00a0count the ways.\u00a0 This won’t take long, because a\u00a0very few\u00a0ingredients are responsible for fulfilling all the\u00a0promises of your menu.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
Ground beef.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
Cheese.<\/p>\n
Lettuce.<\/p>\n
Tomatoes.<\/p>\n
Tortillas.<\/p>\n
Beans.<\/p>\n
Sour Cream.<\/p>\n
Red\u00a0sauce.<\/p>\n
And\u00a0now there’s chicken.<\/p>\n
I love that so many things can be\u00a0 assembled\u00a0from your\u00a0magic\u00a0ingredients.<\/p>\n
In different shapes.<\/p>\n
Soft or crunchy.<\/p>\n
Oddly\u00a0comforting.<\/p>\n
Your\u00a0 drink bar returns the power to the button-pusher.\u00a0\u00a0Pick the size of the\u00a0drink cup.\u00a0 Fill it with ice.\u00a0 Push the iced tea spigot.\u00a0 Move along\u00a0and push\u00a0for lemonade.\u00a0 Mix them together.<\/p>\n
In California we call this drink Arnold Palmer.\u00a0<\/p>\n
I call it\u00a0perfect.<\/p>\n
With all things Taco Bell.<\/p>\n