{"id":2306,"date":"2018-05-21T05:54:31","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T12:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/?p=2306"},"modified":"2018-05-21T05:54:31","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T12:54:31","slug":"avocado-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/avocado-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Avocado Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/avocados-guac-quote-from-good-housekeeping.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2307 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/avocados-guac-quote-from-good-housekeeping.jpg?resize=249%2C319\" alt=\"\" width=\"249\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a>If wishes came true, there&#8217;d be a mountain of lovely, bumpy, green\/black California Hass\u00a0 avocados waiting right outside the door, programmed like magic to mature and ripen in sequence.\u00a0 There would never be a whole bunch of avocados bought on sale reaching their peak all at once.\u00a0 When that happens, we have to switch menus quickly because avocados cost so much, losing one to over-ripeness can ruin a person&#8217;s mood.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Avocado update:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The bad news is:<\/strong>\u00a0 Due to increased Southern California water costs, they are now costlier to grow. 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Harry Belafonte.<\/a>\u00a0 The video features dancers.\u00a0 Also Carmen Miranda, who wore more affordable fruits on her head.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If wishes came true, there&#8217;d be a mountain of lovely, bumpy, green\/black California Hass\u00a0 avocados waiting right outside the door, programmed like magic to mature and ripen in sequence.\u00a0 There would never be a whole bunch of avocados bought on sale reaching their peak all at once.\u00a0 When that happens, we have to switch menus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/avocado-dreams\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Avocado Dreams&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1153,1151,1155,1152,143,1156,1154,1150],"class_list":["post-2306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-banana-boat-song","tag-california-avocados","tag-carmen-miranda","tag-expensive-avocados","tag-good-housekeeping","tag-guacamole","tag-harry-belafonte","tag-hass-avocados"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Avocado Dreams &#8211; 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