{"id":1756,"date":"2017-10-28T08:55:45","date_gmt":"2017-10-28T15:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/?p=1756"},"modified":"2020-04-11T12:21:29","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T19:21:29","slug":"halloween-for-the-costume-impaired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theagingofaquarius.com\/ag_blog\/halloween-for-the-costume-impaired\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween For The Costume Impaired"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"PAGES_CONTAINER\" class=\"pc1\" data-state=\"\">\n<div id=\"PAGES_CONTAINERcenteredContent\" class=\"pc1centeredContent\">\n<div id=\"PAGES_CONTAINERinlineContent\" class=\"pc1inlineContent\">\n<div id=\"SITE_PAGES\" class=\"s_VOwPageGroupSkin\">\n<div id=\"zrfww\" class=\"p2\">\n<div id=\"zrfwwinlineContent\" class=\"p2inlineContent\">\n<div id=\"comp-j98hrdot\" class=\"txtNew\" data-packed=\"false\" data-min-height=\"291\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By Anita Garner<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not so good at Halloween preparations, but fortunately my daughter is, so I get to be the appreciator while the Grand and her mother concoct elaborate costumes.\u00a0\u00a0Last year the young one was Flo from Progressive, with her hair sprayed black and that little hump on the top just like Flo\u2019s teased hairdo.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\">This year she\u2019s going as her favorite rock star who sometimes dresses as a ringmaster.\u00a0\u00a0Red coat with black trim, vest, white gloves, top hat, eyeliner, the whole thing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"comp-j98hz8ws\" class=\"style-j98i2fi6\" title=\"\" data-exact-height=\"289\" data-content-padding-horizontal=\"4\" data-content-padding-vertical=\"4\">\n<div id=\"comp-j98hz8wslink\" class=\"style-j98i2fi6link\">\n<div id=\"comp-j98hz8wsimg\" class=\"style-j98i2fi6img\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-style=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"comp-j98hz8wsimgimage\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/cd2718_92467816d60b401d80f1ebc4d6117d05~mv2.jpg\/v1\/fill\/w_239%2Ch_356%2Cal_c%2Clg_1%2Cq_80\/cd2718_92467816d60b401d80f1ebc4d6117d05~mv2.jpg?w=840&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-type=\"image\" \/><em><strong>(Brendon Urie)<\/strong> <\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"comp-j98i464b\" class=\"txtNew\" data-packed=\"true\">\n<p class=\"font_7\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Picture this worn by a young lady.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"comp-j98i7hsa\" class=\"txtNew\" data-packed=\"false\" data-min-height=\"102\">\n<p class=\"font_8\">Once I did paint the Grand\u2019s toenails orange and black and made a messy job of it, but my contribution to the season was no less heartfelt, so I took a picture.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"comp-j98i961x\" class=\"wp2\" title=\"\" data-exact-height=\"186\" data-content-padding-horizontal=\"0\" data-content-padding-vertical=\"0\">\n<div id=\"comp-j98i961xlink\" class=\"wp2link\">\n<div id=\"comp-j98i961ximg\" class=\"wp2img\" data-style=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"comp-j98i961ximgimage\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/cd2718_7e23ca10d2464c59a9b4af6bd0da9684~mv2.jpg\/v1\/fill\/w_265%2Ch_233%2Cal_c%2Clg_1%2Cq_80\/cd2718_7e23ca10d2464c59a9b4af6bd0da9684~mv2.jpg?w=840&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-type=\"image\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"comp-j98ilv9a\" class=\"txtNew\" data-packed=\"true\">\n<p class=\"font_7\">I\u2019m good at Halloween treat selection, especially when confronted with bags of bite size candy bars. 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